ZEN T-SHIRTS

CHOOSE ONE ZEN SAYING TO PUT ON YOUR T-SHIRT TODAY!

YOUR DAILY MOMENT OF ZEN

1.   Coffee is like friendship, rich, warm and wonderful!
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
                neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
6. No one is listening... except me.
7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
8. Do good because good is good to do!.
9. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
10. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities
                without your help.
11. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
12. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
                 That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
13. Give Peace A Chance!.
14. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
                  and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
15. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
16. Don't squat with your spurs on.
17. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
18. If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.
19. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
20. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
21. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes
                 from bad judgment.
22. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it
                  back in your pocket.
23. Working class heros...are everywhere!
24. Life happens when you are making other plans.
25. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side & a dark side, and it
                  holds the universe together.
26. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
27. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
28. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
29. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
30. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

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