The Top 50 Golf Sayings
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1.
Nuts... my shaft is bent.
2. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
3. My handicap is so low I can't get it up!
4. In the end, you will realize that you love golf
because
of
what it teaches you about yourself.
5.If
there is any larceny in man, golf will bring it out.
6. Mind if I join your threesome?
7. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
8. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good
grip.
9. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a
lot to be desired.
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11. Golf can best be defined as an endless series
of tragedies
obscured by the occasional miracle.
12."I wish I could play my normal
game...just once."
13. "Golf is harder than baseball. In golf,
you have to play your
foul balls."
14. If you find you do not mind playing golf in
the rain, the snow,
even
during a hurricane, here's a valuable tip: your life is in trouble.
15. Golfers who try to make everything perfect
before taking
the shot rarely make a perfect shot.
16.The
term "mulligan" is really a contraction of the phrase
“mauls it again."
17. A "gimme" can best be defined as an
agreement between two
golfers...neither of whom can putt very
well.
18. An interesting thing about golf is that no
matter how badly
you play; it is always
possible to get worse.
19. Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll
go out and slice
it and shank it, all the
hit into traps and miss every green.
The next day you go out and for no reason at
all you really stink.
20. I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter
than that, I won't play.
21. If your best shots are the practice swing and
the "gimme Putt",
you might wish to reconsider this game.
22. I'm hitting the woods just great. But I'm
having a terrible time
getting out of them.
23. Golf is the only sport where the most feared
opponent is you.
24. Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself
too seriously it
won't work... and both
are expensive.
25. The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the
pencil.
26. To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the
ability to
add correctly.
27. In golf, some people tend to get confused
with all the numbers...
they shoot a "six," yell
"fore" and write "five".
28. Swing easy. Hit hard.
29. If you find yourself pleased that you locate
more balls in
the rough than you actually have lost, your focus is totally
wrong and your
personality might not be right for golf...
it is also just a matter of time before the IRS investigates
your business for no reason at all.
30. Why is it twice as difficult to hit a ball
over water than sand?
31. Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up.
You swing left and
the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that,
the winner buys the drinks.
32. Drive for show, Putt for dough, Shank for
comic relief.
33. Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly,
and the players well.
34. Real golfers know how to count over five,
when they have a
bad hole.
35. Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed.
36. In golf as in life, it's the follow through
that makes the
difference.
37. Golf is an easy game... it's just hard to
play.
38. Real golfers don't cry when they line up
their fourth putt.
FAMOUS PLAYER QUOTES
39. Jack Nicklaus ,
“Golf is not, and has never has been a
fair game”
40. Byron Nelson
The only
shots you can be dead sure of are those you've had already.
41. Lee Trevino
When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning,
I hold up my one iron,
'cause I know even God can't hit a one iron.
42. Lee Trevino
I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make
the top twenty
money-winners list.
43. Lee Trevino
Putts get real difficult the day they
hand out the money.
44. Lee Trevino
No one who ever had lessons would have a
swing like mine.
45. Lee Trevino
You don't know what pressure is until you've played for
five dollars a hole
with only two in your pocket.
46. Lee Trevino
I'm in the woods so much I can tell you
which plants are edible.
47. Lee Trevino
It's the most fun I've ever had with my
clothes on.
48. Lee Trevino
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes
they would have come up
sliced.
49. Lee Trevino
If my IQ had been two lower I'd have been
a plant somewhere
50. Lee Trevino
I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta
dial the operator for
long distance after I hit it.
51. Mark Twain
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
52. Gary Player
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
53. Ben Hogan
I play with friends, but we don't play
friendly games.
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